Santacon sounds like a good idea. You dress up with your friends like Santa Claus. You drink excessively. You’re not solving world hunger, but it sounds like a okay time.
In practice, it often ends up being a shit show of frat bros and rookies throwing up, fighting and eventually getting hand jobs in 24 hour pharmacies. To the point, where the old fun-living neighborhood of Bushwick boycotted it last year.
No worries though, Bushwick’s younger, richer, stuck-up cousin Williamsburg is there to the rescue. Last Night Basement, an NYC comedy crew has decided to fight back.
This group of heroes has banded together to get behind one noble statement. “Fuck Santa”.